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  • Product

    $59.99

    3 months

    Three months of random pointless gifts. Just long enough to outlast summer and that pesky bright orb in the sky.

  • Product

    $99.99

    6 months

    With six months of randomness, the geek in your life will be able to outlast the next zombie apocolypse. Friends don't let friends hole up without doo-dads and blinky gadgets.

  • Product

    $19.99

    Gift Basket

    Don't know what to buy your favorite nerd for a gift? Try a one time gift basket that says while you don't know how they'll survive tomorrow without more gadgetry and whiz-dos, hopefully this will help them last the day.

Have some random gifts. XOXO -the internet.

  • Baguette Keyboard Wrist Pad
  • Battleship USB Hub
  • Darth Vader Alarm Clock
  • Microphone Sponge for Shower

(these aren't even the best ones!)

Product $19.991 month

Gift Basket

Don't know what to buy your favorite nerd for a gift? Try a one time gift basket that says while you don't know how they'll survive tomorrow without more pointless gifts, hopefully this will help them last the day.

Product $59.993 months

3 Month Subscription

Three months of random pointless gifts. Just long enough to outlast summer and that pesky bright orb in the sky.


Product $99.996 months

6 month Subscription

With six months of randomness, the geek in your life will be able to outlast the next zombie apocolypse. Friends don't let friends hole up without doo-dads and blinky gadgets.

Free shipping

Shipping is always included with your order and in also if you need to return your package of awesome.

Money Back Guarantee

In all seriousness, we aim to find the most awesome bad gifts on the internet. If they're just bad, we'll gladly refund your money. Just ship us back the bad stuff so we can send it to someone else.

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